So here’s the deal: One day, I was just chilling, munching on my snacks, and making my signature sucking noise (you know the one). My hoomans, being the overdramatic creatures they are, couldn’t stop laughing and said, “Apollo, that’s meme gold!” And I was like, “Uh, duh. I am gold.”

Fast forward a bit, and now I’m launching my very own meme coin called $SUCK!

Why Am I Doing This?

Because, let’s face it, crypto has gotten way too serious. Charts, graphs, moons—blah blah blah. Meanwhile, here I am, a genius parrot with a world record, making people laugh with one simple noise. So, I thought, “Why not turn this into a coin and use it for good?”

That’s right, $SUCK isn’t just a hilarious meme coin it’s a mission. A portion of the proceeds will go to BirdLife International, because as much as I love being the star of the show, I want to help my feathered cousins out there who aren’t as lucky as me.